I am getting really sick of people saying that Bush is stupid, that Bush is an idiot, that fucking drives me crazy. George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. Okay? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil. 'Cause like.. all my, all my friends are always like 'he can't even complete a fucking sentence.' And I'm like 'Hang on.' George Bush can speak perfectly well. Just not when he's talking about being caring, or compassionate, or concerned about human beings. That's when he stutters and says shit like 'It's hard to put food on your family.' D'you know why he said that? 'Cause he could give a fuck how hard it is for you to put food on the table, for your family.
But do you know when he gets downright poetic and articulate and focused? It's when he's talking about war and death and murder and retribution, and all the sudden he's Dylan Thomas. 'Cause here's the thing: if you gave, if you gave Darth Vader a big basket of puppies, he'd look like a fucking imbicile.
'Hey Darth, how d'you like those puppies?'
'Ahh, well, they're round.. furry, to pet.. ah, here I don't really like puppies, here, take these.'
'What're you going to do to Alderan?'
'WE WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET! YOU WILL BE DUST BENEATH THE HEELS OF OUR BOOTS!'
That's George Bush! I know a supervillain when I see one.