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Sherlock Holmes never said “Elementary, my dear Watson.” Neither Ingrid Bergman nor anyone else in “Casablanca” says “Play it again, Sam”; Leo Durocher did not say “Nice guys finish last”; Vince Lombardi did say “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing” quite often, but he got the line from someone else. Patrick Henry almost certainly did not say “Give me liberty, or give me death!”; William Tecumseh Sherman never wrote the words “War is hell”; and there is no evidence that Horace Greeley said “Go west, young man.” Marie Antoinette did not say “Let them eat cake”; Hermann Göring did not say “When I hear the word ‘culture,’ I reach for my gun”; and Muhammad Ali did not say “No Vietcong ever called me nigger.” Gordon Gekko, the character played by Michael Douglas in “Wall Street,” does not say “Greed is good”; James Cagney never says “You dirty rat” in any of his films; and no movie actor, including Charles Boyer, ever said “Come with me to the Casbah.” Many of the phrases for which Winston Churchill is famous he adapted from the phrases of other people, and when Yogi Berra said “I didn’t really say everything I said” he was correct.

So what? Should we care? Quotable quotes are coins rubbed smooth by circulation. What Michael Douglas did say in “Wall Street” was “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.” That was not a quotable quote; it needed some editorial attention, the consequence of which is that everyone distinctly remembers Michael Douglas uttering the words “Greed is good” in “Wall Street,” just as everyone distinctly remembers Ingrid Bergman uttering the words “Play it again, Sam” in “Casablanca,” even though what she really utters is “Play it, Sam.” When you watch the movie and get to that line, you don’t think your memory is wrong. You think the movie is wrong.

Ég kinkaði kolli við flestu af þessu, enda er þetta ekki beint í fyrsta skipti sem einhver reynir að höggva í svona misminnistilvitnanir. Það vantaði bara Voltaire. Bölvaðir skemmdarvargar vilja ekki leyfa manni að eiga hljóðbútana. En ég stoppaði við ,,Greed is Good." Víst sagði hann það. Í treilernum:



Skýrt og greinilega (þótt myndin sé þarna aðeins á eftir hljóðinu). ,,Greed is good. Greed works."

Er hægt að segja að samband kvikmyndar og sýnishorns sé svipað og viðmælanda og fréttamanns, einsog newyorker-tappinn tekur dæmi um neðar í greininni? Að treilerinn geti haft eitthvað rangt eftir kvikmyndinni? Mér finnst það varla. Þarna er bara búið að klippa myndina uppá nýtt, en karakterarnir eru þeir sömu. Í sýnishorninu er Gekko einfaldlega skorinorður, hann hefur ekki tíma fyrir töfsur. Það er ekkert að minninu mínu. Ég vinn.

Og svo er hérna ,,Ritstuldur um ritstuld" sem ég nennti reyndar ekki að lesa til enda, en er örugglega voða sniðugur. Sei sei.

-b.