(Samt betri útgáfa hér.)
Lagið er fyrst flutt í júní 2000.
Þessi gaur skotinn fjörutíu og einu sinni þann 4. febrúar 1999.
The Onion 28. apríl '99:
NEW YORK—New York City police commissioner Howard Safir issued a formal apology Monday for the accidental shooting-clubbing- stabbing-firebombing- choking-impaling- electrocution-lethal-injection death of a 38-year-old Jamaican immigrant in the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn.
Robert Livingston, who had emigrated from Kingston last July, was surrounded and killed by 27 police officers on April 20 while standing on the stairs in front of an apartment building reaching for what the officers thought was a gun. The object turned out to be a doorbell.